Cream Cheese & Your Bagels

Topic has been craved by the Almighty One... aka my sister who started this entire mess. Geez apparently me sarcastically ranting about random subjects such as cream cheese & gummi bears is more entertaining than sarcastically ranting about topics of the world today... interesting.

Anyway, cream cheese.

Cream cheese was discovered in 1755...said to be richer than other cheeses. Which is true. However in 1880 some schmuck decided to take this idea and put a tin foil covering around it hence making it different from the other guy's cream cheese because it was ...covered differently. Philly just failed then.

Interesting how plagirism has been the foundation of the entire American culture... yet we despise it so.

So Philly Cream Cheese came out with one flavor...plain...there was nothing added or subtracted from it! Awesome, but now there's 12 million flavors: Strawberry, Chives & Onion, Jammin' Swirls, Creme Swirls, Pineapple, 1/3 less fat, nonfat, list goes on. But I personally like the untouched original cream cheese, occasionally the strawberry but mainly plain.

What irks me the most is when someone, in this case Real Modern Life, telling me that I can't like the plain one! Why? Is there something wrong with that? No? Then stop bothering me! Sometimes people want to have ordinary days...mine includes ordinary cream cheese.

It's like going to Starschmucks and asking for plain black coffee, they look at you funny and go "Just plain? How 'bout some sugar? Or cream? Milk? Soy? Mocha Java Chip fat infested syrup? No? Oh...well here you go." And they hand you this tiny cup of coffee that isn't even worthy of the cups they serve their lattes and crap in. That's like... coffee discrimination! People should be allowed to order plain ordinary crap [even though black coffee sucks and is disgusting unless 12 lbs. of sugar is dumped into the mixture.]

People are discriminating against the plain stuff...look at the covers of the plain items! Uneventful...

Philly cream chese has nothing but the original boxing...which makes sense since it's original flavoring...but can't you put some lady that looks happy that she's eating plain cream cheese?

RML says, "That would be false advertising because no one is smiling and joyful when they're eating some plain cream cheese."

Shut up! Ruining my point...

Coffee at Starschmucks got the left over scrap styrafoam cup that no one wants!

Yogurt gets a white blotch!

I'm just saying...a country that doesn't believe in discrimination shouldn't discriminate about anything...period.

RML comments, "Yogurt, coffee, & cream cheese are inanimate objects...they don't feel anything."

True but the bacteria inside them are. Stop the discrimination against the bacteria!

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