Save it for Later...

Well… it’s been another 4 months since I last posted something on the blog and you are probably all upset that I have not been updating and I am sorry that your poor sad lives all circle around my blog. However, I guess I am also kind of thrilled that there are people that actually care.

So apparently there are businesses that specialize in freezing people “alive.” You must have heard of this at some point in your life. Now the thing is that they are not really freezing people, they are “vitrificating” people… which basically means they are using an ice-free substance that replaces about 60% of the water in cells with chemical products, it keeps the cells from getting damaged and can be thawed to its original state.

Now why do ordinary people decide they want to be …vitrificated? Well most of them have terminal diseases like cancer and have up and decided to vitrificate themselves and hope that they will be thawed out in the future when cancer has been cured. Thing is… the scientists that are actually freezing the people – saying freezing from now on because vitrificate is too difficult to spell out…takes too much time to make sure I am typing the right letters – they do not even have a method of unfreezing the people. Because they do not just freeze the people… they take out all your blood and other bodily fluids that could be there and save them for later while pumping a preservative chemical throughout your veins.

Ah yeah…good wholesome preservatives that everyone is currently hating in our food will now be pumped through your veins in order to keep your body fit and trim until they have figured out a way to cure cancer and to dethaw you… fan-freakin’-tastic. I personally like my preservatives, boosts the immune system. Not the ones that make a can of tuna last for three years though… that’s just disturbing.

Now, if you want to go out and freeze yourself…that’s cool, don’t give a crap. However, why? You know it says on a website of a certain cryonics business that they do not put off death they reserve life. Which, is kind of a bunch of bullcrap because all these people have terminal diseases that will kill them if they decide not to go frozen or will stay lifeless in a tank until they find the cure to their disease or the method to defrost the people. So you can take the chance and stay 20, random age you can figure out you have cancer, get frozen for… a day because cancer will be cured tomorrow and people finally figure out how defrost you…or you get frozen for another say 50 years your kids are old an’ crippled while you’re still 20 and you get to go party out while celebrating that you got the cure for cancer.

And it can be a day, it could be 20 years it could be 50 years it could be another 200 years until people figure out how to cure cancer and defrost you… but don’t worry, your kids may be all dead and have great, great, great grand kids themselves, the end of the world is here… that or utopia finally perfected itself *cough*bullshit*cough cough*… and you can prance around and finally fulfill your life that you would have had if you hadn’t frozen yourself because of your disease to begin with.

People need to just randomly jump off cliffs at some point…just saying, we need more people jumping off cliffs.

Sorry if this wasn’t very sarcastic as the others… too long since I have done this, I’ll have to get back into the flow of blogging again. It’s a sad day when the Dictator Penguin Master can’t blog right.

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