Dorks & Dragons: Breeding Privileges for Nerds?

Yes I know... weird title but I couldn't help it. Truth be told, I love nerds... and I love geeks... they make the world interesting and... you know... keep spinning.

However, there are some geeks that just... shouldn't breed for the sake of humanity's sanity... totally didn't mean to have word rhyme there. But yeah! The geeks that take Dungeons & Dragons way too seriously...like Larpers, should not breed.

Actually I think they will be too disturbed or freaked out by the actual processes of breeding. And once the process is over and done with by some random form of unknown chemical & psychological magic, they'll be treating their little darling as a Rogue Nightelf on the search for the sword of Azeroth or something like that.

Lv 1 Human...
3 stength: Babies are strong! Especially when they pull hair...and when they cry it's a high pitched frequency that just has to knock you unconscious.
1 defense: Let's face it...they can't do anything to defend themselves but cry
1 magic: Babies are magical, they pop out of no where, they disappear...they somehow manage to always make me laugh even though they're really annoying at the same time.
...0 life: Ah! The thought of it is painful...

Oh and I apologize for this, it's short, it's boring, I had no idea what to write about so...I'm sorry.

Next!-->Summer Fails...Jobs are Murder.

Sadism & Gummi Bears.

Gummi bears are freakin' awesome, they're yummy, gummy [no shit] and you get satisfaction from slowly torturing the false life out of some poor defenseless animal... which in fact is not really defenseless in real life.

Note to future self that lamely decides to reminisce on humorous drawings and sarcastic blogs of your past college experiences:

Don't try to attack a bear...it will kill you! Especially since you suck so badly at climbing trees at a frantic speed.

But hell think of it... I'd bet my entire...uhm...hal- no...one of my penguins from my penguin collection, that there is not one person that does not:

(1) Put gummi bears into awkward positions. ['Cause frankly it's just too easy]
(2) Find great humor in biting off the head or lower half of the gummi or
(3) Find it artistic to create a gummi bear orgy or gummi bear murder/killing scene.

Now, not even I have done all of these but I do indeed find it entertaining to just buy a bag of gummi bears then start to slowly and painfully pull them apart. You can stretch them, flatten them, pull them apart, slowly chew them... it's just fun.

I know it is a food product and all but...with all the sadism that is poured into eating gummi bears, you'd think that the animal rights activists would have a field day with it!

"This is just a substitute to replace violence of real animals onto a false look-alike of gummi animals! It is cruel and unusual and stats. show that over 'blah' percent of the population finds sadism and gummi bears to be entertaining!"

I think it's a good thing...it saves real bears from being abused, and stupid people that think attacking a bear is fun. Wait...*forms a balance with hands* lesser stupid people & no gummi bears...or more stupid people with yummy gummies?

Damn.

Next!-->Dorks & Dragons, Breeding Privileges for Nerds?

College Welfare! Woot!

There should be Welfare for college students... and I mean all college students. I mean... are we not broke? Are we not stereotyped as poor? Sure a good majority of students are paid for by their parents, but what if tuition is all that the parents pay for? What about food? Housing? Books? No? We're not poor enough?

Damn.

Well, it doesn't matter... every single person knows that welfare sucks. Even the people that use it, I mean... if it didn't suck then they wouldn't be getting 52" plasma screen tvs in every room because of the 12 children they have.

I want welfare, I want to be able to buy a new tv, iPod...maybe even an iPhone since it is completely useless when it comes to battery capacity... but it isn't my money so why should I care, right? Hell I'll buy a new desktop computer, flat screen, make it the most videogame compatible computer alive! My own library of videogames...3 shelves that reach from floor to ceiling! I'll own every Mercedes Lackey book ever created...I'll adopt my own penguin. I'll make a kitty farm...or a puppy farm, I'm tied between the two. Maybe I'll open my own penguin farm!

Yeah that's it, my own penguin farm...well it own't really be a farm...more like a secret government training facility to create the ultimate penguin that will do what you say, become the perfect pet, seem to be the most docile creature ever bred...

Of course that is until I later revolt with the new found super penguin army and take over the world! But you all don't know that *evil glare*.

Next!-->Sadism & Gummi Bears.

Die. You. Fucking. Emo. Kids.

I hate emo kids! Hate them! They have destroyed my title forever! Now... high school really sucked for me... Parents divorced during elementary school, moved twice and removed my popularity & friends, I had two friends commit suicide, one I blamed on myself. I had...5 total friends during those blasted 4 years... 5! I could count on one hand how man friends I had... and even then most of those were acquaintances.

Again my life sucked for more than half of it, and I got a title because of it. I was then labeled Emo, it is short for emotional, and it could not describe me any better. But I was labeled emo at the turn of the scene, when many poser emo kids decided to draw fake tears on their cheeks, put blush on to look like they've been crying, do the whole side bang thing to hide one eye, and dress in nothing but black and occasionally the high contrast colors of yellow, white, and pink. Guys decided it was cool to wear tight shirts and pants, wear make-up, and walk around like a preppy girl everywhere...that was what my label had turned into. So whenever someone magically asked me what my label was and I said "Emo" they would look at me as if I was lying!

"You're not emo, just look at you! No side-bang, no black died hair, you aren't emotionally unstable to any point, and you have no piercings and cut marks!"

...Die you fucking poser kids! You ruined my label! I was proud of being emo until you "emotionally hardcore" kids decided to ruin it for me! Yes I am emo...don't agree? Go jump off a cliff! I do have a side-bang it is just not my defining hair movement because of: weather & the ability to see through my leading eye which is the one I cover. My hair is really dark brown...you can see the brown but I like my brown hair and don't think I should infest my brain of chemicals of hair products that will later grow out and I'd have to do it all over again, wasting MY money and my dad's respect in me. And emotionally unstable? Hell yes I am! You can't judge my psychological well-being by just looking at me! You actually have to get to know me and if I'm comfortable with you I will bathe you in my past of hate, depression, anger, rage, and the gitty-ness that very few people know me by. I have piercings, there are two, one in both ear...natural piercings that mothers love to give to their little baby girls...I don't like wearing make-up or jewelry but I will occasionally put some on so to look nice... not as a fashion statement. Oh and cut marks... I should go on a flying rampage of death and kill every poser alive! ...but that's kinda illegal...

Not every emo kid cuts themselves...period. Any poser that cuts themselves to fit with the clique is retarded and doesn't deserve to procreate...no babies for you!

Oh and the emo style of music is just sad...apparently Weezer is considered emo...just...no...it could be to a certain extent...but no. Emo music is now the screamo stuff you hear all the time and you'll hear emo/scene kids talk about how screaming & yelling let out your emotions and people can relate to that.

(1) Go find a pillow...screaming into a pillow cures all desires to yell at people or your emotions.

(2) How can I relate to the song if I have to actually look up the song on some lyrics site...to figure out what the F you're talking about?

(3) Why screamo? Why does it have to be angry at me personally? Why does the singer have to act like it is the listeners fault his girlfriend dumped him?

(4) Oh and who gives a shit? Why should I care to listen to someone complain how their girlfriend dumped him? Get over it...you write a song, you become slightly obsessive and start, you know, stalking people that hate your guts...

Stalking people that hate you isn't cool... ranting about past experiences is not cool, it is annoying, deal with the past it can't be fixed, for Xerxes sake I don't dwell on the past! I'm just emotional because of it! Plus you should all find a hobby, Do you know how many new video games I've played after I stopped dwelling on my past a week after it happened? I have my own mini library! I play with the guys! I made friends!

Eh but fine I'll stop the rant cause...gah frankly this isn't what my blog is all about...

Sorry y'all

Oh and Xerxes is the name of our Mascot! It means ruler so I thought it fit him.

Next!-->College Welfare! Woot!

Sniper Kitties! Mwahahaha!

Sniper Kitties! Ok so here they are again and the next two have been added to the series of kitties in the crevaces of my math notes... This is what I do in my spare time in that class when I've been listening to my Prof. giving examples for the 10th time.

So the evil kitty is the one with the sniper, though I guess it could be any gun you want it to be since it is rarely seen to use a sniper rifle at close range... even I know that and my gun/weaponry IQ is damn near close to retarded... what is that like... I know average is 120 or something... it could even be 100.

I have been notified that my kitties seem to all be similar to me in some fashion. I guess it is true since the emo was is mainly like Dao of DPT, the intelligent one is again intelligent just not smart [also like me], the one getting shot ...I could be cruel and say it's mainly like my hopes and dreams 'cause they are always dying but that would just be lame, the angry one is my evil streak and trust me I have one, and of course I have two other kitties: one that sleeps [mainly my habit of becoming very bored very quickly] and one that just won't shut the Frak up... damn you RML! I hate you with a passion!

I've been notified that Frak is the replacement for Fuck in Battlestar Galactica or something like that...she has been replacing her F'bomb with Frak and it quickly drilled its path into my language memory bank.

Before I end this...don't yell at me for shooting the kitty, it always gets shot, or stabbed, or beaten, or hung...basically anything I can think of...good stress reliever for me to shoot down something. And I don't do this to animals in real life...I love kitties with a burning passion!

Next!-->Die. You. Fucking. Emo. Kids.

Meet the Mascot!

Finally! The Mascot has been found! It was always known that the mascot of the Dictator Penguin Trilogies would be a penguin [duh] but I never thought I would actually find the right penguin to wear the hat.

I thought I would actually have to draw it! Which I guess is cool but...I waste enough of my time doodling sniper kitty cats in the occassionaly gaps and crevaces of my math notes...more on that next blog.

So yeah here is our mascot, we finally found him and he was drawn for me as a present from my roommates... girlfriend. I drew the hat cause...well we can't have the Dictator Penguin without his hat...and it is a he.

Something new! I inverted the colors of my pictures I drew on my whiteboard...it looks cool to me so that's why they're here...and of course my opinion is the only one that matters. The drawings kind of remind me of that trick you do in elementry school where you draw this box with a bunch of smaller boxes filled with pretty colored crayons, then you would color over it with a black crayon only to later scratch off the black with a coin to make a pretty picture...

Yeah kinda like that.

So again, here's the mascot, yay! But he's kinda nameless... What would be an awesome name for the Dictator Penguin?

Next Blog?-->Sniper Kitties! Mwahahaha!

...Emo Kitties have no Friends...

So...I was really bored during Calc II today. And all of a sudden I started drawing random kitties all over my math notes with weird little personalities. Currently you see the emo one and smart one...intelligent not smart (there is a difference). I guess I would put Real Modern Life as the green kitty and Dao would be the blue kitty, maybe I just have an obsession with cats...

But there are more kitties! For instance, I created a black colored kitty that's full of anger, a yellow kitty that just won't shut the F-bomb up, a purple kitty that sleeps constantly, and a red kitty that ...is the personified version of a cat... you know, running into walls because of shiny things. Yay flashlights!

Well...at least I put something up, cause I was bored and there was nothing I could talk about. So if you see the kitties again...I'm truly bored and have nothing to talk about.

Solves that issue.