There should be Welfare for college students... and I mean all college students. I mean... are we not broke? Are we not stereotyped as poor? Sure a good majority of students are paid for by their parents, but what if tuition is all that the parents pay for? What about food? Housing? Books? No? We're not poor enough?Damn.
Well, it doesn't matter... every single person knows that welfare sucks. Even the people that use it, I mean... if it didn't suck then they wouldn't be getting 52" plasma screen tvs in every room because of the 12 children they have.
I want welfare, I want to be able to buy a new tv, iPod...maybe even an iPhone since it is completely useless when it comes to battery capacity... but it isn't my money so why should I care, right? Hell I'll buy a new desktop computer, flat screen, make it the most videogame compatible computer alive! My own library of videogames...3 shelves that reach from floor to ceiling! I'll own every Mercedes Lackey book ever created...I'll adopt my own penguin. I'll make a kitty farm...or a puppy farm, I'm tied between the two. Maybe I'll open my own penguin farm!
Yeah that's it, my own penguin farm...well it own't really be a farm...more like a secret government training facility to create the ultimate penguin that will do what you say, become the perfect pet, seem to be the most docile creature ever bred...
Of course that is until I later revolt with the new found super penguin army and take over the world! But you all don't know that *evil glare*.
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