Yes I know... weird title but I couldn't help it. Truth be told, I love nerds... and I love geeks... they make the world interesting and... you know... keep spinning.However, there are some geeks that just... shouldn't breed for the sake of humanity's sanity... totally didn't mean to have word rhyme there. But yeah! The geeks that take Dungeons & Dragons way too seriously...like Larpers, should not breed.
Actually I think they will be too disturbed or freaked out by the actual processes of breeding. And once the process is over and done with by some random form of unknown chemical & psychological magic, they'll be treating their little darling as a Rogue Nightelf on the search for the sword of Azeroth or something like that.
Lv 1 Human...
3 stength: Babies are strong! Especially when they pull hair...and when they cry it's a high pitched frequency that just has to knock you unconscious.
1 defense: Let's face it...they can't do anything to defend themselves but cry
1 magic: Babies are magical, they pop out of no where, they disappear...they somehow manage to always make me laugh even though they're really annoying at the same time.
...0 life: Ah! The thought of it is painful...
Oh and I apologize for this, it's short, it's boring, I had no idea what to write about so...I'm sorry.
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