Calendar St. Patrick's Day...the day of Irish Yoga.

Alright it is not only Belated Pi Day it is also Calendar St. Patrick's Day!

And when I say Calendar St. Patrick's Day I mean that the Pope actually moved St. Patrick's Day to the 15th of March instead of the 17th of March cause the 17th lies in a holy week... you know, that time between Palm Sunday & Good Friday/Easter Sunday. Which is understandable...I frankly do not want a bunch of drunks during a holy week, it's bad enough they do it every other day. But of course no one listens to the Pope and are still getting drunk tonight...

Tradition of St. Patrick's day is that you have to wear green if you don't wear green you get pinched...if you ask me it is the most retarded tradition I know of. But I don't like getting pinched so I still wear green, much like this comic shows. I wear black quite frequently and I own a lot of it...it's very difficult to find anything that has neon green or even a good size spot of green so people will leave me alone. But I find a shirt every time with just a shred of green, and I'll wear my jewelry that also has green, and I will also become one of the lame people that wear the little clover sticker right under their eye and state that they are indeed wearing green.

Best philosophy I know of...at least I'm not claiming to wear green underwear or bra or something cause...you know you'll run into jerks that say "prove it." Yeah...I don't need that.

Happy Belated Pi Day...God I'm such a nerd!

It is freakin' Pi day! Woot! Actually, it is March 17th...I was lazy and enjoying pi day alright? I am actually surprised that I still did this because I was planning on doing it...but naturally I'm lazy and don't want to take a whole 30 min out of my day just to create the pi symbol with the first ....I'm going to guess-timate just under a hundred... of the digits of pi.

Let's see...Albert Einstein was born on this day, and according to RML Nerdfighters was founded on 3.14 as well. For those of you that know nothing of the nerdfighters, it is an ...organization created by brothers Hank & John Green. And they're nerds, go to Youtube type in "nerdfighters" or whatever and you'll find find the Vlogbrothers. It'll explain their ways and what not...it's interesting give it a try.

Can't believe I'm advertising for them...I'll never hear the end of it from Real Modern Life.

...I seriously need a dog...

My favorite picture so far, I love it! It has Dao, Mr. Ravishing and the best description of their relationship.

As stated in previous episodes of the Dictator Penguin Trilogies, Mr. Ravishing is a geek... a computer geek to be more precise. Well every time Dao wanders up to his room, he's playing games or tearing apart one of the ancient hard drives that held 10 MB and fit in your hand...unlike the 1GB memory card that could fit in the palm of your hand. Quite interesting how technology works nowadays.

Anyway, Dao and Mr. Ravishing love hanging out together... or so she thinks... however whenever they do hang out together Mr. Ravishing has ideas such as playing the Wii, playing a game on his computer or watching a movie... on his computer.

I swear...once they create computers that can sign a marriage certificate, he will be one of the millions of geeks to be rushing to wedding chapels all around the world to marry his dear computer. Of course then the newer models come in and they're all just staring in awe at them going "Oh I want! She's just so beautiful...and look at all her marvelous features!" Sadly enough...I can see that happening.

This drawing was brought about by my random need to cuddle with something, and of course RML had brought up Dao's beloved Mr. Ravishing. Naturally I want to cuddle with him because...well let's face it, he's really affectionate. So I'm going to stop that rant right where it is because I don't need to be going off about how amazing Mr. Ravishing is...again...don't think you'll be able to survive my awe-ness with him. I seriously need a dog...a loyal companion that I can call to heel whenever I'm in a mood to snuggle or be snuggled...you know that's probably why I started calling Mr. Ravishing my perrito...because well...he does whatever I say if I ask politely enough.

Final note on the picture... I have to say I'm rather proud of myself... first successful attempt to draw Mr. Ravishing! I personally think that mine is better than RML...but that's mainly because I'm full of myself. I'm also proud that I'm so freaking adorable.

God Damn Coffee Addictions!

Yay coffee! Actually, I can't say that because I don't need caffeine to wake up, I'm an Early Bird! I get morning highs instead. Yay mornings and sunshines!

However, caffeine addictions aren't cool, not only does it turn its host into wired zombies but it scares the freakin' hell out of me. So Real Modern Life has apparently just recently (not too recently actually...more like a couple of weeks ago) discovered that she's addicted to caffeine, she needs a morning high as well!

So...here's a comic with the two of them...and it's with Dao making fun of her addiction, quite humorous really. Oh and by the way, I'm sorry for the massive bubbles!

The Second panel I'll more than likely have to explain at least a little bit, besides RML and Dao, no one seems to know what the heck 1-3-7-trimethyl-2-6-dioxpurine is. Well now you can wow your friends with your intelligence by reciting it over and over again because you see it all the time. Make a logical guess that it is the name of caffeine! Yay! RML told me that one...and sadly enough I'm the one spitting it out more often than she is, she's the Chemistry major!

I love Dao, I'm so adorable sometimes, but not to sound selfish I love how I continuously get smaller...and smaller...and smaller...until I'm just randomly hiding under a rock. And yes that is a rock!

So now here I am, talking and chatting...drawing out this conversation to make it look like I actually am taking this seriously...you know?! Talking about the comic and whatnot, to tell you the truth I should be writing and introductory paragraph to an English paper...but it's not due until tomorrow at 10am so it can wait. Besides, The Dictator Penguin Trilogies is so much more important than me getting through college.

Oh hey! Yeah I totally spaced and forgot to mention the usage of arms! Yes believe or not my characters actually possess appendages! You know? I can actually make that the connection between the cartoon and the title...'cause...they aren't really arms, more like wings...penguin wings!

So now I'm back to where I started, nothing to talk about, although one of the random 300 thoughts/ second in my head thinks that I should rant on the coffee! Again, I don't need coffee but I do drink it, 'cause frankly some of the flavors of coffee are just...well I can't just say they're good, I mean, Star-shmucks is burnt coffee filled with sugar, syrup and some random cinnamony crap that makes it actually taste decent.

So Star-schmucks is decent, but hell what happened to people getting great coffee at home?! I liked the coffee I made at home...and it was free! Of course that was after I had to pay for filters and coffee beans...but still! I loved the coffee, and it wasn't burnt because of this nice nifty machine doing it for me...just add sugar and cream and viola! A nice tasty cup of coffee that didn't cost me freakin' 5 bucks. Oh and that's another thing...why? Why $5 for a cup of burnt coffee filled with syrup and whipped cream? Must be some expensive styrofoam cups...

Yay again! Only this time for the explosion...I'm slightly pryo but I'm safe I swear. Eh, I must say that RML wanted me to not put "I need that to live!" on the cartoon because...well live basically implies that she has a life, which she doesn't, and neither do I...obviously since I'm talking about a cartoon on my white board.

But look at Dao...yes that is Dao under the rock and yes the styrofoam cup is indeed spontaneously combusting due to the explosive anger of Real Modern Life. And also enjoy all the pretty colors...fire is always pretty, it just has to be.

It's His Fault!

Finally! Eccentric Candy finally appears in the Trilogies...alright so there she is along with Dao, Real Modern Life, and Damn French Whores. I'm sorry that the picture is kind of cut off...apparently my camera decided to be retarded.

Anyway...Here they are in a typical everyday conversation with Dao [and I'm serious when I say everyday.] Well if you're really stupid, then you would never have guessed that Dao is talking about Mr. Ravishing but that's only because you're stupid...period.

Now Damn French Whores and Real Modern Life always tell her to ask him out...well there's one problem, she kinda already has! It's Mr. Ravishing's fault! As if it wasn't blatantly obvious Dao liked him when she constantly wants to be around him, when she gets inside his personal bubble...and allowing him to be in her personal bubble! I mean...Dao's personal bubble space is like...sacred to her! But yes, she's always finding some excuse to get near him, you know: dinner, movie night, video games, Wii night!, and simply getting him to sign up for the same classes as her! He's just...god he's just so dense sometimes.

But she loves it, it's really sad.

Now, Eccentric Candy is typically on the same side as DFW and RML, however she understands that Mr. Ravishing is just difficult and the poor perrito just can't get a hint...plus he's just a geek, and apparently computer geeks have issues with getting girls. Don't know why, I mean...I find them incredibly amazing and wow! Guess that's just because I dig the tall and scrawny, pale guys...typical of computer geeks. (You know...hiding from the sun while playing Counter Strike or Half-Life on their computer.)

OK so...Eccentric Candy really isn't supposed to be crying in a sad way...more like a sensitive way because well...like I said...she's sensitive. Or at least sympathetic!