God Damn Coffee Addictions!

Yay coffee! Actually, I can't say that because I don't need caffeine to wake up, I'm an Early Bird! I get morning highs instead. Yay mornings and sunshines!

However, caffeine addictions aren't cool, not only does it turn its host into wired zombies but it scares the freakin' hell out of me. So Real Modern Life has apparently just recently (not too recently actually...more like a couple of weeks ago) discovered that she's addicted to caffeine, she needs a morning high as well!

So...here's a comic with the two of them...and it's with Dao making fun of her addiction, quite humorous really. Oh and by the way, I'm sorry for the massive bubbles!

The Second panel I'll more than likely have to explain at least a little bit, besides RML and Dao, no one seems to know what the heck 1-3-7-trimethyl-2-6-dioxpurine is. Well now you can wow your friends with your intelligence by reciting it over and over again because you see it all the time. Make a logical guess that it is the name of caffeine! Yay! RML told me that one...and sadly enough I'm the one spitting it out more often than she is, she's the Chemistry major!

I love Dao, I'm so adorable sometimes, but not to sound selfish I love how I continuously get smaller...and smaller...and smaller...until I'm just randomly hiding under a rock. And yes that is a rock!

So now here I am, talking and chatting...drawing out this conversation to make it look like I actually am taking this seriously...you know?! Talking about the comic and whatnot, to tell you the truth I should be writing and introductory paragraph to an English paper...but it's not due until tomorrow at 10am so it can wait. Besides, The Dictator Penguin Trilogies is so much more important than me getting through college.

Oh hey! Yeah I totally spaced and forgot to mention the usage of arms! Yes believe or not my characters actually possess appendages! You know? I can actually make that the connection between the cartoon and the title...'cause...they aren't really arms, more like wings...penguin wings!

So now I'm back to where I started, nothing to talk about, although one of the random 300 thoughts/ second in my head thinks that I should rant on the coffee! Again, I don't need coffee but I do drink it, 'cause frankly some of the flavors of coffee are just...well I can't just say they're good, I mean, Star-shmucks is burnt coffee filled with sugar, syrup and some random cinnamony crap that makes it actually taste decent.

So Star-schmucks is decent, but hell what happened to people getting great coffee at home?! I liked the coffee I made at home...and it was free! Of course that was after I had to pay for filters and coffee beans...but still! I loved the coffee, and it wasn't burnt because of this nice nifty machine doing it for me...just add sugar and cream and viola! A nice tasty cup of coffee that didn't cost me freakin' 5 bucks. Oh and that's another thing...why? Why $5 for a cup of burnt coffee filled with syrup and whipped cream? Must be some expensive styrofoam cups...

Yay again! Only this time for the explosion...I'm slightly pryo but I'm safe I swear. Eh, I must say that RML wanted me to not put "I need that to live!" on the cartoon because...well live basically implies that she has a life, which she doesn't, and neither do I...obviously since I'm talking about a cartoon on my white board.

But look at Dao...yes that is Dao under the rock and yes the styrofoam cup is indeed spontaneously combusting due to the explosive anger of Real Modern Life. And also enjoy all the pretty colors...fire is always pretty, it just has to be.