It's His Fault!

Finally! Eccentric Candy finally appears in the Trilogies...alright so there she is along with Dao, Real Modern Life, and Damn French Whores. I'm sorry that the picture is kind of cut off...apparently my camera decided to be retarded.

Anyway...Here they are in a typical everyday conversation with Dao [and I'm serious when I say everyday.] Well if you're really stupid, then you would never have guessed that Dao is talking about Mr. Ravishing but that's only because you're stupid...period.

Now Damn French Whores and Real Modern Life always tell her to ask him out...well there's one problem, she kinda already has! It's Mr. Ravishing's fault! As if it wasn't blatantly obvious Dao liked him when she constantly wants to be around him, when she gets inside his personal bubble...and allowing him to be in her personal bubble! I mean...Dao's personal bubble space is like...sacred to her! But yes, she's always finding some excuse to get near him, you know: dinner, movie night, video games, Wii night!, and simply getting him to sign up for the same classes as her! He's just...god he's just so dense sometimes.

But she loves it, it's really sad.

Now, Eccentric Candy is typically on the same side as DFW and RML, however she understands that Mr. Ravishing is just difficult and the poor perrito just can't get a hint...plus he's just a geek, and apparently computer geeks have issues with getting girls. Don't know why, I mean...I find them incredibly amazing and wow! Guess that's just because I dig the tall and scrawny, pale guys...typical of computer geeks. (You know...hiding from the sun while playing Counter Strike or Half-Life on their computer.)

OK so...Eccentric Candy really isn't supposed to be crying in a sad way...more like a sensitive way because well...like I said...she's sensitive. Or at least sympathetic!