Calendar St. Patrick's Day...the day of Irish Yoga.

Alright it is not only Belated Pi Day it is also Calendar St. Patrick's Day!

And when I say Calendar St. Patrick's Day I mean that the Pope actually moved St. Patrick's Day to the 15th of March instead of the 17th of March cause the 17th lies in a holy week... you know, that time between Palm Sunday & Good Friday/Easter Sunday. Which is understandable...I frankly do not want a bunch of drunks during a holy week, it's bad enough they do it every other day. But of course no one listens to the Pope and are still getting drunk tonight...

Tradition of St. Patrick's day is that you have to wear green if you don't wear green you get pinched...if you ask me it is the most retarded tradition I know of. But I don't like getting pinched so I still wear green, much like this comic shows. I wear black quite frequently and I own a lot of it...it's very difficult to find anything that has neon green or even a good size spot of green so people will leave me alone. But I find a shirt every time with just a shred of green, and I'll wear my jewelry that also has green, and I will also become one of the lame people that wear the little clover sticker right under their eye and state that they are indeed wearing green.

Best philosophy I know of...at least I'm not claiming to wear green underwear or bra or something cause...you know you'll run into jerks that say "prove it." Yeah...I don't need that.